The Twins

The Twins are a pair of unnamed green-blooded humanoid aliens with a penchant for perfecting carnage at the touch of a button.



Skills and Weaknesses
The Twins are inexplicably awesome, as TV Tropes would put it. As a few examples, they have the powers of teleportation, telepathy and sizeshifting, as well as a few supercomputers at their beck and call that can directly control elements of Superjail (including Jailbot, though the Twins would have to break its programming to begin with). They also appear to share thoughts.

As for weaknesses, the Twins cannot teleport when in states of... weakness. If that makes any sense. If unable to use their powers/technology, they're pretty much helpless; they rely on them to such a great extent.

Appearance
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH QUICKLY. They're pale, they have black monobrows and blonde shoulder-length wavy hair, they have curved flat noses, and they wear outfits inspired by Logan's Run. They speak with a disjointed monotone and are worse at laughing than G-Men. The Twins are constantly followed by a repetitive, endless "UNT-ZZ UNT-ZZ UNT-ZZ UNT-ZZ" techno beat.

Personality
The Twins - as is fitting for two that act like a single entity - hate being separated, they prefer to show little emotion, but spend all their time on the aforementioned activity of 'perfecting carnage at the touch of a button'. They appear to like retro video-games and can achieve the 'kill-screen' with ease. And even if they have nothing against you, they'll probably end up scheming against you at some point. They just bore easily. D on't blame it on them, THEY'RE NOT EVIL JUST MISUNDERSTOOD BAAAAAAAAWWW

History
The Twins were on vacation to Superjail for one year under permission of their father, Ozal, but they decided to stay. That's all you need to know about their past, really...

In DarkRealm, they accidentally started the relationship between the Warden and Moni, but are not being used for much else at present.